String[] ids = TimeZone.getAvailableIDs(rawoffset); // if no ids were returned, something is wrong. get out.. if (ids.length == 0) System.exit(0);

I was looking through some Java classes here at work and stumbled across this gem. I felt, briefly, like I was reading a movie script. The comment carried so much dramatic tension. I suppose when drama is missing from a code jockey's life they find whatever way they can to introduce it.